Mori Facts

#1: Mori tried to cut himself, but he couldn't get through the fat.

#2: When Mori asked for a waterbed, they offered him the ocean.

#3: I went for a 3k run this morning; twice around Mori.

#4: I once mistook Mori for your mum.

#5: Mori is fat.

#6: When Mori does the truffle shuffle, God kills a kitten.

#7: Behind Mori's beard, there's not a chin, there's just another fold of fat.

#8: Speaking of Mori's chins...

#9: Me: "Hey, Mori, you've got something on your chin." Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "There! Now you have it!"

#10: Did we mention Mori is fat?

Let's Write a Song

Mooooooooooriiiiiiii

is fat

Mooooooooooriiiiiiii

has boobs

Man boobs

Boobs

Yeah yeah yeah!

Man boobs

Yeah yeah yeah!

Man boobs!

Yeah yeah yeah!

Mori has

Boobs

Mooooooriiiiiiiiii

has mooooooooobs

Cos he's fat

And stuff

Random Survey

12 out of 16 people think Mori Tosaki is fat.

Fatty is Mori

Mori has an orbit

Mori's tits can jiggle

Mori has an orbit

Mori's tits can wiggle

Mori has succulent tits

SUCCULENT MOOBS!

Oh, and Shanae's a sloot. With boobies.

Random Conversation #1

"Hey, have you ever noticed how fat Mori is?"

"Yes, I have!"

"I know, right?"

Mori is Fat

Mori Tosaki is Fat. Mori Tosaki is Obese. Mori Tosaki is a whale. Mori Tosaki needs a quadruple bypass. Mori Tosaki needs a sports bra. Mori Tosaki is really, really, really fat. Fat. Mori Tosaki. Orbit.