Mori Facts

#1: Mori tried to cut himself, but he couldn't get through the fat.

#2: When Mori asked for a waterbed, they offered him the ocean.

#3: I went for a 3k run this morning; twice around Mori.

#4: I once mistook Mori for your mum.

#5: Mori is fat.

#6: When Mori does the truffle shuffle, God kills a kitten.

#7: Behind Mori's beard, there's not a chin, there's just another fold of fat.

#8: Speaking of Mori's chins...

#9: Me: "Hey, Mori, you've got something on your chin." Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "There! Now you have it!"

#10: Did we mention Mori is fat?