INSANITY! ALL AROUND! Sometimes up, and sometimes down! And sometimes RIGHT HERE!
INSANITY! Sick!
Wezbiz cockatoo! Wow! Bazonga!
YES! 50 STRENGTH! Alright! Way to go! Excellent! Yeah, cool sweet! Nice! Go Lewis! Way to go! Nice work! Coolo, great work! BAZONGA! BOP IT!
Monday, May 31, 2010
More Mori is Fat Facts
1. Mori is so fat, that if you er.... er.... nevermind.
2. Mori is so fat, he can slam a revolving door.
3. Mori is so fat, that he might die.
4. No, seriously, he might die!
5. Mori weighs five broken scales.
6. Mori is so fat, his muscle to weight ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers. Because he's fat.
7. Mori is so fat, that when he gets a cut, he bleeds milkshakes.
8. Mori is so fat, that when he rolls over in bed, he burns his ass on the lightbulb.
9. Mori is so fat, that he enjoys the company of men.
10. Mori is so fat, that if you saw a fat person, Mori would be fatter than them!
By Marco HJ and Tom M
2. Mori is so fat, he can slam a revolving door.
3. Mori is so fat, that he might die.
4. No, seriously, he might die!
5. Mori weighs five broken scales.
6. Mori is so fat, his muscle to weight ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers. Because he's fat.
7. Mori is so fat, that when he gets a cut, he bleeds milkshakes.
8. Mori is so fat, that when he rolls over in bed, he burns his ass on the lightbulb.
9. Mori is so fat, that he enjoys the company of men.
10. Mori is so fat, that if you saw a fat person, Mori would be fatter than them!
By Marco HJ and Tom M
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Hey, Amigos!
Thanks for following the Mori Tosaki is Fat blog! Maybe it's time for some new material!
Did you know that Mori has started riding BMX bikes? He must be trying to lose weight. It isn't working. He's still fat. This morning, I fried an egg. Cos he's fat!
Did you know that Mori has started riding BMX bikes? He must be trying to lose weight. It isn't working. He's still fat. This morning, I fried an egg. Cos he's fat!
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