A Word From The Insane

INSANITY! ALL AROUND! Sometimes up, and sometimes down! And sometimes RIGHT HERE!
INSANITY! Sick!
Wezbiz cockatoo! Wow! Bazonga!
YES! 50 STRENGTH! Alright! Way to go! Excellent! Yeah, cool sweet! Nice! Go Lewis! Way to go! Nice work! Coolo, great work! BAZONGA! BOP IT!

More Mori is Fat Facts

1. Mori is so fat, that if you er.... er.... nevermind.
2. Mori is so fat, he can slam a revolving door.
3. Mori is so fat, that he might die.
4. No, seriously, he might die!
5. Mori weighs five broken scales.
6. Mori is so fat, his muscle to weight ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers. Because he's fat.
7. Mori is so fat, that when he gets a cut, he bleeds milkshakes.
8. Mori is so fat, that when he rolls over in bed, he burns his ass on the lightbulb.
9. Mori is so fat, that he enjoys the company of men.
10. Mori is so fat, that if you saw a fat person, Mori would be fatter than them!

By Marco HJ and Tom M

Hey, Amigos!

Thanks for following the Mori Tosaki is Fat blog! Maybe it's time for some new material!
Did you know that Mori has started riding BMX bikes? He must be trying to lose weight. It isn't working. He's still fat. This morning, I fried an egg. Cos he's fat!

Mori Facts

#1: Mori tried to cut himself, but he couldn't get through the fat.

#2: When Mori asked for a waterbed, they offered him the ocean.

#3: I went for a 3k run this morning; twice around Mori.

#4: I once mistook Mori for your mum.

#5: Mori is fat.

#6: When Mori does the truffle shuffle, God kills a kitten.

#7: Behind Mori's beard, there's not a chin, there's just another fold of fat.

#8: Speaking of Mori's chins...

#9: Me: "Hey, Mori, you've got something on your chin." Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "No, your other chin!" Mori: "*wipes chin*" Me: "There! Now you have it!"

#10: Did we mention Mori is fat?

Let's Write a Song

Mooooooooooriiiiiiii

is fat

Mooooooooooriiiiiiii

has boobs

Man boobs

Boobs

Yeah yeah yeah!

Man boobs

Yeah yeah yeah!

Man boobs!

Yeah yeah yeah!

Mori has

Boobs

Mooooooriiiiiiiiii

has mooooooooobs

Cos he's fat

And stuff

Random Survey

12 out of 16 people think Mori Tosaki is fat.

Fatty is Mori

Mori has an orbit

Mori's tits can jiggle

Mori has an orbit

Mori's tits can wiggle

Mori has succulent tits

SUCCULENT MOOBS!

Oh, and Shanae's a sloot. With boobies.